An hour ago, I would never have thought
in a massacre of triad groups
I became such an important role
You'll see after I get the tires changed!
Bro Fat!
Bro Fat...
Wanna die? Stop running from me
Try to escape from me, Bro Fat?
Were you calling me?
No one calls me Bro Fat
I'll response if you just call me Fat
What's up?
Being called a bro puts me in great danger
Anyone who calls you Bro
won't have a good end
Hold it
They're having a serious meeting up there
Hear the signal and we will go
Bro Bomb, what's it?
The signal is...
I forgot
What is the signal?
The code!
I'm a rookie, Bomb
How come?
He didn't show up but sent his wife?
How to start?
Bro Wind says no negotiation
but wants you to explain
Sending his wife here is respectful enough for you
He should tell us what he'd lost
Bro Wind says you should know
Stop pretending
Miss, your husband has a new date?
Why sent you here for such a thrill?
Don't be afraid
If he doesn't want you
come to me
Sis Han, I'm a woman
So am I. Therefore I understand women
You scare me?
Go back and tell Bro Wind
I don't know what he has lost
But tell him to look after his pretty wife
or she will get lost soon
Bomb, action
You go first
You said we
I forgot
You've the biggest knife. You go first Are you sure?
Good morning!
You kill
All ready!
Sure! Really
Really ready
Ready a bit more
Go
This is for Bro Wind's injured buddies Got it
Give to them
Anyone hurts?
No one. Then go!
Yes!
Why are you again?
Where there're hopes, there're miracles
Seriously injured?
Take it
Bro Bomb
No way. That's all?
Not satisfied? No, but...
It's an odd number like money for the dead
This is for medicine
Not enough for medicine
nor enough for the soup
I'm injured and need to
buy more good foods for the health
Go! No, please, Bro Bomb...
Bastard! Really refused to give
Boss!
I'm back, boss!
I'm sorry, boss
I'm hopeless, I know
like having a girlfriend if she ignores you
Time to break up, right, boss?
Okay, got it
Half of my life was gone
No money, no foods, no reputation
Fine, let's have a good farewell
Let me sing a song for you
Playing with old ladies
is joyful indeed
I'm old, poor
ugly and bad manner
Like to eat, drink but lazy
Now meet a black-belt jerk
He beats me up like a nerd
See, you are touched
Shut up! You bastard Calm down
You've sung this song for the entire year
Miss boss
I know you've been hoping for long time
Now I promise you
From tomorrow I'll work the day shift too
You can raise me $4,000
OK, $3,000
Only $6,000, you can have me
24 hours here at your service
So you don't need to wait for me every day
like a husband missing his wife, okay?
I promise I'll never be late
Deal
No
Say yes, ok?
You said you work day shift too
That means you lost your daytime job
You'll be here tomorrow morning anyway
Let me see
50% off
From next month your salary will be $2,500
You pressed the wrong buttons?
My monthly salary was always $3,000
What a good timing for negotiation
Take it or leave it there're too many candidates here
Fat says he quits
Who wants to replace him? $2,500 per month
I'll do it $2,500
You're sons of a bitch! Ruthless!
You...
Don't cry for out of toilet paper next time
Use your potato chips
And you...
You always play video games
How can you have time for the store?
Do you know who your father is?
Answer me...
And you...
Will you work then?
I didn't say no
What a jerk, want more money from me?
Why are you afraid of her?
You fear she'll eat you up?
I fear women
You call her a woman? So
If she loses 50 pounds, sets her hair
shaves off her beard she's still a beauty
You can call her a bucket
A fatty, or even a post box
but never a beauty
So good?
What's up? Nothing
That means something! What is it?
Not really Tell me
I've day off tomorrow!
I've day off tomorrow...
I hate pretenders
Day off, you'd actually lost the job
You should leave the cool lines for me
Then say it again
I'm off now! You really have lost your job?
I'd really lost my job
So what is your plan?
Plan? The lowest mountain is still a mountain
No matter how I'll take care of you crap
Now I'm the shop keeper here for $2,500
Let's split, "sexy" duty
Okay No
Wrong word, it's "shift" duty
Sorry
Fine, that's it
Why don't you cook it?
It states that it's instant noodles
Want some?
There's a job that suits you
Is that type relaxing with high pay
and girls sitting around me?
Almost, only to be there for one month
They pay about $19,000
That much? Let me see
You can't read English this way
Got it! Where?
Here
What moonmoon. Com recruiting office assistant?
Office Assistant for sure
No qualifications
and benefits are provided
Benefits
Don't translate every word for me
You can read English?
Taxi, police, bus, ambulance
Shit!
I can't speak English?
Ambulance, bul...
No matter how it pronounces as am-bu-lance
What a big deal? Forget it!
Go try it
No, I'm a Chinese
I'll never work for foreigners!
What foreigners?
This is all English They're foreigners for sure
I've high esteem for our nation
Hello! Fat Chai is speaking
Yes! I like girls!
Who?
A girl
She wants me to get rid of the fool
Go up to 2nd floor alone
She's something important to tell me
Don't let anyone follow me
Don't let anyone know
Who's that fool?
Yeah
No, nothing
You're looking for me?
Come to sale me insurance?
I told you not to bring the fool here
Fatty, come out!
What did you poke me with?
Shut up!
Sunny, let me ask you
Remember 147258?
How can I forget?
Get 3, 6, 9 to win in mahjong
It's not convenient to talk here I'll call you
If there's a curtain here
it's a private room
See you later
You must see me again!
Look for me
Goodbye
What happened? She beat you?
No
No? You're bleeding
No, really
Really? Pounded me only
What're you saying?
Pounded my chest and my back
Keep on pounding
Pounding only. Nothing else
Madam, you're sure it's him?
We've lost his file
And he seems to have forgotten his past
He's only a nuts, crap
Sa, what do you think?
I didn't see anything that day
I only rescued that fatty
I feared that she beat him to death
He touched me, I want to kill him
He didn't do it on purpose Alright
Madam, what's next?
I'll see him
There it is
Expired for 3 years?
It should be OK
Why a condom
What for?
Where're you going?
Where're you going? I've a date
Who? Someone you don't know
I'll go with you!
You don't know her
You'll be back for dinner?
Dinner whatever
I'll make soup tonight Whatever
Should I wait for you?
Where should I put the cigarette
or better put it here?
Should I wait for you?
As you wish What do you mean?
Yes, or no
It's fashionable putting it here
You dropped your cigarette! Dropped?
Your dad's wooing gals again
Hi
Go
You're back?
Hi
It's done, Madam
Wait
I'll play a game with you
Great!
Hurry
It's too good to be here
Enough uniforms to play later
It's comfy
This is for that little chests
This is for the flat one
I'll use this
I thought it'd be candlelit dinner
but I haven't expected many here
Are you the kind of
evil practice to cheat people for money?
I don't mind
Look at the candle light
When my hands do that
you'll have to tell me your secrets
Sure
I agree with legitimization of prostitution
What's your name?
Sunny Sun
Any other names?
Everybody calls me Fat
coz I look like Chow Yun Fat
Other alias? No
Fat...
Have you got anything that
worries you lately?
What I worry most is that
I poured a lot of brandy on my body
There starts to grow lots of hair now
You must be surprised
With limited time, I've prepared
So that's why
I was drunk and poured the brandy on my chest
My chest is now
growing hair. Look at it
Hurry up
Take it
What did I say?
Yes, what did she say to excite me
Fat
I'm a senior officer, Chong Ching
Main duty is to contact the undercover
147258, this is your police ID number
Your real name is Ken Lau
5 years ago, on 30 June you lost your memory
Someone hit you badly
You were undercover assigned to the triads
But I'm Sunny Sun
It's cool
I've got an ID card, Madam
No undercover uses their real name
This is your fake identity given by us
I remember I grew up in Sunflower Orphanage
And I studied in White House Kindergarten
And you studied in York Primary and Secondary Schools
Being kicked out in form 3
Look at it yourself
Each undercover has its distinguish identity designed by us
Due to amnesia, you take the fake info
as your real story
I am a cop?
You're kidding I thought to come here for a party
I'll play everything but not undercover
Find me if you play S M
What're you doing right here?
You're not the residence here
nor a decent guy
Go or I'll call the police
Damn! A security guard's not a big deal
I'm undercover more powerful than a cop!
He has come to find us
I've driven around several times, Madam
Go on. He will return
Yes, Madam
Here! Coming!
Where?
Madam, he'd come
But we rolled over him
Is he dead already?
Are you all right?
My God
Are you all right?
Don't touch me
Okay?
I'm tough
I won't die young
Let's go
Sure? Sure. Let's go
Remember
You've to show me some solid evidence
Then I'll work for you
What evidence do you want?
Is there anything more solid than this?
I'd been undercover for years as you say
Should I get paid?
Unless pay me a certain amount
no money, no talk
Who said he's a nut?
The mysterious big boss Wind meets his guys
in a sauna every week
Put this bug near him for me
Mrs. To, I'll be back soon
I'm so tired. You can knead longer today
It's not a matter of time
Why has the women's voice?
Let's start with the back
Mrs. To, how are you today?
I want to see Wind To!
What did you say?
May I talk to Bro Wind?
And please tell him I'm Fat
Fat?
Bro Wind said to let him in
Go
Why you dressed so tight? Something's hiding?
Take it off!
Come in
The bug still works. Where he hides it?
Not to there, so disgusting?
Bro
Why'd a tattoo this way?
You laugh at me?
My queer voice?
No
Many celebrities have similar voices
just like Michael Wong
Takeshi Kitano's exactly the same voice
The more queer voice the guy is more fierce
It's not funny at all
Why is it inversed?
Tell me!
I did it for fun
When I look it at the mirror
it likes the words in an ambulance
Is this Sharon Stone my wife?
Yes
Is she your girlfriend?
Yes
No. I make it up
Make it up?
It's been 7 or 8 years ago
When I worked for a restaurant
my greatest interest
was peeping her in the street
I've looked at her total of 108 days
and saved 108 days of money
I wanted to buy all her waffles to surprise her
But...
But suddenly came a 600cc Yamaha
4-cylinder R6 Motorcycle. God, damn it
And then?
I'd a Guangzhou style of
Phoenix 29-inch-wheel bicycle
There were some accessories on it
But soon after that
that vehicle was upgraded 200 times
Toyota Supra
Evolution I, II, III
Finally, there came a new Fairlady
King of highways with enhanced rear power
That's your car
Why did you come to me today?
She is your wife
Why you beat her like this?
Beat her?
There's blood stasis on her back Who else if not you?
I told Mrs. To try Chinese cupping
They're the marks of the cups
That's why they're round
How do you know her marks?
Yes, why?
From the massage girl
She saw it while doing the massage for her
I can evade it
I've got her, no, I've tried
You come to me just for this?
You love her?
Do you?
Yes, but... but she doesn't love me
I like you
At least we've one thing in common
we love the same woman
Good
Good. It's good, bro
You're lucky. Call me bro then
I always call you bro
You're different from them
Now you're my
God brother
Come here
Hurry
You're really something
Yes...
This is my new god brother
Your sister in law Sister-in-law
He said he'd a crush on you for long time
Sorry, I don't recognize you
Buddy, come with me
Let's play a game. Go
Wait
How much should I pay you?
$2,000
$2,000?
Look at your legs
Not that long compared with Zhang Ziyi
Look at your waist
Not that slim compared to a Zhang
And look at your breasts
Not that big compared with Zhang
So how about $1,000?
$200
How about $800?
$200
$600! How about $600?
$100!
Fine! $100 sounds reasonable
Can we go now?
God bless you
Miss, I'll pay $400
Go to hell!
Damn! You pay her $400?
$100! $100 well
You said it $100
Big mouth!
You both are partners
Let me do it!
My hands are clean
Right, you cleaned it with their clothes!
Wait
So many people here
Let me check it, ok?
Can you treat it as tips to me like in Macao Casino
I'll never go
It's so far away It's Mainland out there
Good exercise to you. Let's go
No
See you Wait
You care about me
Where's the bug?
You put it on your head?
Of course, you think in my asshole?
Use your brain
Drive
Really
Lucky
Why so late?
Where did you go?
What? I'm exhausted
Hickey!
What hickey?
Hickeys are brown in color
A bit convex, and irregular in shape
That's it! It's a hickey!
This is blood clot
All are the same size. And more, look
It's flat, bro!
Is it? It's convex! Hickey!
Damn! What a fool like you!
Let me show you
That's it, stupid
Look
Sure
You didn't trust me
Where're you going?
OK, I'd a party playing 4P with girls
with my girl
Tell me, did you get a laid on Sa?
Who is Sa?
You know her Who the hell is she?
This one!
The one who got flat chest?
You shot her secretly? Pervert!
How did you know hers are flat?
I checked it just now
You bastard!
What're you doing? What?
Get the ice to freeze me death?
My hero!
Let's talk. You...
Let me take all the blame
Don't touch them
Leave my no mosaic disc alone
I'll burn all your porn discs!
Go ahead Then I'll burn your Haruko doll
She's baby Haruko
Fine, baby Haruko!
You... I'll burn your discs!
Put them down! You first!
I can
but you gotta put down my favorite Marie
that oversea exclusive restricted copy
You've that version?
Sure
I've been looking for years
Sure, I bought it when it was released
It's perfect if I could do that with her
Yes, let's watch it now
Great
I have
an announcement today
I've a new younger God brother
You should have met him
I hope you won't bully him any more
Come here
Call him Bro Fat
Bro Fat!
You can be a boss?
When there're hopes, there're miracles
Bro Fat!
What's up?
Look, I am tall
and attractive
My curly hair
makes me look special
It's all from my dearest mama
She is proud of having a son like me
Wherever I go
my confidence will grow
People say I'm smart
and will become a big shot
I agree with all my heart
They said I'm a lady killer
and can tell from my smile
You bet as I said
Pimples, go away!
You're killing me, you know
Pimples, go away!
See how you're killing me in such way
What so funny?
I eat a lot
such as deep fried stuff
deep fried oysters
It makes my skin coarse
I try to do skincare every day
Or squeeze them
then apply the ointment
People say I'm ugly now
It hurts me badly
I can't believe it
You'd better kill him
Look at my beautiful face
Get lost! We're in a match!
Don't make troubles! Bro Fat's territory here
I know. Mind your own business
You really become a boss?
Fatty
You again?
Pound
Pound? Go to hell!
Neck again Let go
You can choose
The 1st one is always in danger
Once they find out, you will die
The other one? They call you Bro
You can fool around and have good pay
Why an undercover?
Why were you an undercover before?
I didn't want the triads to rule
Now you're an undercover
and wish the justice for the world
Protect people such as innocent Fat
Ken Lau is a good cop
He's not a bumpkin at all
You used to hate them but now
you've become one of them
None of your business
Yes, not my business
What?
Leaving?
My name's Moon Pi
Fat calls me Monster Pig
What?
Can I have your cell number?
Let me set it in your phone
You did it secretly?
Yes
Forget it
So what?
You make me sick
What?
I can't stand having a bad friend like you
If so happens
I prefer no friend
My friends are all valuable
Don't be the one excessive
and useless to the society
Be the one as people admire and in need
You know what you're talking about?
Too philosophical
Go tell him again
No wonder you need no friend
I see what you mean
If I were you, I would do the same
Don't be the one excessive
and useless to the society
But a person that people admire and in need
You know what you're talking about?
Madam always reminds that to us
It's justice, what a big deal?
Justice
Got it! Justice, not just this! Damn!
What good is he?
I don't know
It's hard to make the first step
Damn you
I try to be the one that people in need
But you said it's not easy to start
Who will be people in need? Cut it out
I don't mean that
I mean we should make a good name
Good idea
Why should we?
Once to do it, do the best
Be the one whom the world in need
The world needs a hero
Hero means superman
Superman doesn't need a special name
Sunny Sun sounds good
No! A good name can improve one's image
And one more important reason
superman has many enemies
For the sake of the family
we've to disguise and change our names
and wear a mask too
How troublesome! A name?
Got it, I call
Love-Sa Man
Cut it out
Love-Sa Man
So how about mine, Love-Sa Man?
What is the most important to you?
Money and women I know
How about a Super Wealthy Hero
Or a name Auto-Dates-Ladies Killer
Be serious!
What's your Chinese zodiac?
Monkey
The most renowned monkey is?
King Kong!
Call me King Kong Hero!
King Kong is a gorilla
Shit!
It's Monkey King!
Good
I'll call Monkey King Hero, okay?
No Shit!
Super King Hero
Super King Hero, right?
Good name!
Do I need a hoop on my head?
No, you're superior than him not necessary
Okay
The lowest mountain is still a mountain
You're obviously one of them
Rescue? Let's rescue you two first
Me?
He never says about me
Let's think of the costume design
Good, how to design?
Don't move!
It's heavy
Bullet-proof and anti-shock
So, be considerate, bro
Right
Where did you get this great thing?
Fatty 4 in Duck Street
Fatty 4? I owe him money
So he said the materials are inferior
Now I see why he mentioned about you
A launcher!
Wrong! It's jet-flying launcher
Great! You made it?
It's the result of my watching cartoons for years
It's only a minor invention
Can I fly then?
Not yet
It's low capacity
The fuel can only last for 6 seconds
6 sec not even enough for the set off time, shit
No shit, I then also invented this
Large fuel carriage
Connect the launcher with the pipe
and you'll be able to fly an hour
I can't go far with that pipe
I've thought it over
Therefore, I've designed
this ultra-large tow truck
Use this dinosaur tow-truck
to push this large fuel carriage
After connect this mini jet-launcher
then you'll be able to fly anywhere
What a great invention!
Of course
But let's see how to go out of here first
Alright?
Oh yes, mistake
So what's our 1st mission?
Little girl
Why're you hanging out at night?
Go away Come and let bro give you a body check
Let me see. Come on
You're supermen?
Check her body?
My legs are numb
Love-Sa Man, nothing happens
You're sure today? Check it
Police
What? Run!
Delicious! Where did you buy your food?
Damn! Where did you get yours?
I'm just about, shit, no toilet paper!
What's up?
Kevin the Pimp introduced me
Kevin the Pimp?
This must be the wrong place. Sorry
Stop!
What do you want, miss?
Police, freeze! Police license check!
Quick!
Walk decently
Line up
Sa
Where did you get the info?
Informant Who is it?
I can't reveal his identity
But, don't worry
He is talented and free of charge
OK
What're you doing here?
Sis Han
I've already said I quitted
Why use my name to get the stuff?
You may quit
but we've to make a living
I'll be responsible if anything happens
Return the money to them
Bro, I'm looking for block 5 my friend's residence
You know where it is?
Nobody's living here now
Impossible
Look, there is an exit
OK. Thank you
You're so kind Stop!
Miss
Why're you dialing the phone?
It's pretty. Can I take a look?
Nothing special. It's outdated
Where'd they go?
Take it easy. He'll fall down sooner
Go
Miss, I know you're scared
Easy, you're safe now
Remember this sexy voice
How come it's you?
Yes. Why me?
So you're Sa's informer?
You've set everything up?
Let's change topic
A hero rescued a beauty
The beauty should repay him
How to repay?
At least with a French kiss
French? A Kiss
Sure Sure?
You're in trouble My tongue is like a power drill
Prepare yourself
I'll count to 3 then jump
1, 2, 3
Shit! You bitch, bit me?
Let me bit you to death better
Why not to be a cop, but a superman
Fine. I'll be a cop
Han that bitch is hiding
I don't think it's over
But I'm very busy
Tell Fat to be the bodyguard of my wife
Bro, but Fat loves her
You love her, too
You dare to touch her?
No, Bro
Watch out
What're you doing?
Look, the street is too dark
We'll be easily in ambush
HK's security and police both sucks
You're a cop too!
Yes, I'm a cop!
Keep your voice down. I'm undercover
Everyone heard what you'd said already
Why not wear the uniform
So?
What?
See your smile
better than a long face always
You even light up the street now
I don't know how to smile
Impossible, even kids know it
I'd learnt it at the orphanage
Think happily, then you'll smile
Try it
Thinking of me?
Crazy
Beware of ambush! Listen
You need a lift?
No, I like to walk alone
I get used to it already
I wish I can fly, up to the sky
Too bad, my auto-pass is out of money
But if you insist so, okay
Where's she?
She's gone?
Impossible
I've bad luck than her?
1, 2, 1, 2
It's cold today. Come on
It's crazy to take a walk after midnight
What's the name of the new bodyguard?
Fat
Report
Shopping!
Dinner... movie...
What else have you done?
Sleep
No, we sleep separately
What movie and what did you eat?
Forgot, it's all Sharon's choice
No
I mean it's all the same
I can call you Ching Ching if you like
No, thanks. Call me Madam
Come on, smile
Take me to Bro Wind
Miss, Bro Wind won't be back tonight
Can I wait for him?
You can close the shop first
You fear I'd steal?
I'll lock it up before I go
So it's up to you, miss
Bro is busy
It's my birthday today
He even not answered my calls
Happy birthday!
Blow it and make a wish
Aren't you tired of these waffles?
You remember me?
Of course, you came to my shop every day
Eat, come on
You made a good waffle, eat more
Fat, let's go away
Where should we go?
A safe place
Are we going to elope?
Here is good enough
Where are we now?
Why did you bring her?
Right, why you bring her here?
Why not answer me?
Fine, I'll answer, one by one
This is the police intelligence unit
She said she wants to run away
I've already answered that
Anything else? Any?
I'll elope with her
So it's no longer a job but personal matter
Then it's not our concern
Have you explained it to her?
About what?
Sorry, I'm a cop
Mrs. To if you want to cooperate with us
we'll surely protect you
But I don't intend to do it
Then let's talk about private matters
We don't have anything in common
You should have a lot to tell
Why do you want to go with Fat?
Coz I plan to leave Bro Wind
Why Fat? You love him?
I don't know
I just know he loves me
And I know
one of the officers loves him too
Women have strong intuition
I can tell
I didn't hear anything
What did you hear?
Forget it, let the woman take care of it
It's right
Why stay?
I'm a woman, you know?
My hair
What are your plans?
What do you think I should do?
That's nothing to do with me!
So why you ask?
None of your business!
Come in?
Tonight I'll watch a match
The 1st match after Lee Kin Wo joining Madrid
You sleep first
Don't watch too late I'm waiting for you
Why don't you ask me?
What?
Like who I'll choose
Or things like which room I'll take
Two lovers
That is normal
Really?
A long time secret admirer
Suddenly appears
Why not?
Even if you get dumped in a month
you still have fun
Then look for another
Chong has no other choice?
Really? Of course
Only when you're not that serious
Two lovers
you can handle it
But I'll fall in love easily
It's simple
If two fall into the sea who'll you rescue first?
Dump question
Any simple and direct method?
Yes
Toss a coin
Let God decide
Head for Madam, tail for Sharon
2 out of 3
3 out of 5
Good morning
I'm so nice to you and you flirt my wife?
I thought of it
but I didn't do anything yet
You're my God brother
And you make a fool of me?
I'll kill you or I'm not Wind To anymore!
Threaten me, you son of a bitch?
Excuse me, I'm a cop!
Why you show your police card?
No problem! I took it out once
We all will get stuck here
Yes! Madam!
Shit!
I've always wondered why
Fat has the loving memory of Mrs. To
So you are Ken Lau!
Ken Lau is Wind To
Wind To is Ken Lau
You lost this ID card?
Someone sent it to me by mail
I misunderstood that he was you
Why was "that someone" sent it to you?
Someone wants me dead, then run away
No one will leave here today!
People who know about this must die!
Except you
Freeze! Police!
Throw the gun over or I'll kill this fatty
Cops never give their guns up
It's obvious a love killing case
Then, he first kills that bitch
Then everyone is frightened and out of sense
One fires another, one dies
Then another fires, the other one dies
Bullets everywhere
Then they shoot each other
The last one kills himself
This is it
All died. Who shoot the last one?
No, I must find a guy to kill "the last one"
Let's say it again
Why so complicated?
Shoot them all at their back
Who knows
No, this is a police's base
You can carry out all your duty here but not for us
So how can we run away?
I can't disguise as a gal again
Trust me, I'm a cop
No. Let's think it over
What the hell are you doing?
Not fly a kite
I'm cutting the rope
Why you give me a $5 dollar coin to toss
Why not a $2 dollar coin
What? Can you beat him?
Where's your gun?
Yes, go to him and get the guns
Cut it out. He just wants to save you
Are you hungry?
OK, I loose it for you
Go loosen 36 first
Be quick
Cut it out, and catch the bastard first
Miss, looking for something?
Enough?
Scumbag!
You scumbag, filled with evil thoughts
What? Want to kill me with that?
You like fighting?
No
Kill him
Wait
What if I win?
You can go
Wait
How?
He wins if he kills you
You win if you kill him
No, not a good idea
You want to kill me
But I'm powerful, you won't make it
I can kill you both
But I don't want to do it
Put it down Good idea
So what's your opinion?
Who drops on the ground is the loser
Buttock hits the ground
He is loser, dead or alive
Go over there!
Madam, encourage me
Come on
What're you doing?
I only want you to hypnotize me
Hypnotize
Watch my eyes
You'll never lose. Never
You want to die young at your age?
Ready?
Fine. Come
Wait
What are you doing?
See if I can reach it
It's okay now
Wait
Take your big robe off
I will too, come on
Let's fight, do we?
Take them off together
Show time
You...
I haven't lost!
Your short legs can't even touch me
Come on, here
Let me end you up!
Painful?
Be smart and sit on the floor first
Otherwise, after I kill you
I'll kill your family too
A homicide to you!
Scumbag!
Here comes Jackie Chan? Shit!
Nothing
Had you flattened enough?
Not yet?
Kick me! Come on
Your ass touches the floor. Game over
Are you all OK?
Are you OK?
Yes, so what?
I'm going
You didn't keep your promise!
You said you'll let us go
Sure I did, but not that bitch
You're crazy! She's your wife!
Not your enemy
He never treats me as his wife
He doesn't like women!
We were together is just
a show to his gangs
You complain?
You live well, have my credit cards
You've all your money to spend
You want me dead now?
You have no conscience
But you'd 2 mistresses too
Want to play?
Alright, let us play a game
Choose one of the 2 girls
Toss a coin again?
You choose who stands for head and tail
Who loses, who'll be dead
I got tails 3 times today
This time
Head and tail again
Tail's for Madam
Head's for Sharon
Wait
What then?
Buy insurance before it starts
I can't hurt those who're innocent
Understand?
I said it's strange
Tail, the 4th time!
Are you OK? I'm fine
Let her go, quick
Shit! Idiot
Give my gun back!
Are you alright?
Nothing, only a shot. Shit!
Alright? Alright!
Po-liceno
Am-bu-lance!
It's bu
Bu...
Be careful, buddy
OK
Did you see me hit those guys?
Mind my head, man
Is he alright?
Listen
He's a tough guy, he's okay
It's not a minibus, only one can get in
He did rescue me
But he loves you more than me
Women have strong intuition
It's easy to find someone to love me
But I'll find a true love this time
Take care of him. Get in
Show you something What?
Like it?
I'm not this "chang"
Oh, no
Why not change your name to "Chang"
That character looks much better does it?
It's cheap to get a name changed
So does my tattoo, but it hurts
Smile means yes